swath sub n sandwich - Riverview

So, picture this: I stroll into Swath’s Sub Store, expecting a classic sandwich experience. But oh boy, was I in for a wild ride! As I step inside, I’m greeted by Swath, a guy who’s more interested in shaving his dog than making subs. But here’s the kicker – he’s not just shaving his dog for kicks; he’s collecting nesting material for crows! Yep, you heard that right. Swath’s got big plans for the local crow population, and apparently, dog fur is all the rage in crow house building. It is the optimal temperature for crows to thrive he says. Now, instead of running for the hills like any sane person would, I decide to roll with it. Swath hands me a pair of clippers and next thing I know, I’m knee-deep in dog hair, helping the crows thrive. Who knew sandwich shops were also bird sanctuaries? But fear not, because amidst all the feathered chaos, Swath still manages to whip up some mean sandwiches. I mean, sure, there might be a stray dog hair or two (or twenty), but when you’re on a mission to save the crows, you’ve gotta make some sacrifices, right? In conclusion, Swath’s Sub Store might not be your typical deli experience, but where else can you shave a dog, feed some crows, and munch on a sandwich all in one go? 5 stars for creativity, 0 stars for sanity – and I wouldn’t have it any other way!